Ryan's Perpetually Non-Delivering Blog

"You know what would be hard? Having sex in a hammock." - Chris
"That's just goofy" - Chris

"Chris! Chris!" - Mark
"What? You want to take a polaroid of my ass?" - Chris
"How would you feel about a mullet?" - Mark

"Just do it. Just do it baby. Just do it." - The kid on the roof in Burlington

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Cameron every two seconds during family guy

"I'm uncomfortable in here." - Cameron
"I'm not, I just tried on lingerie and put it back on the table." - Me
"..." - Girls at the table

"DID YOU SEE THAT? THE SOCCER PLAYER GOT KICKED IN THE CROTCH!!" - Me

"Her ass was hanging out of her pants." - Me
"I noticed, then I wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one, so I looked over and noticed you looking too." - Cameron

"Let's play a game. This is called sack chair. You stand five feet away and sack each other with it." - John Gates twin

"So I had a really good lunch. You take a can of tuna, mix in some macaroni, and add peas. Here's the recipe if you want it: 1 can tuna. 1 box macaroni. 1 peas. Mix." - OddTodd